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[mcmonkey]

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2016/06/30 14:25:03 UTC-07:00 <BlackCoyote> maybe mcmonkey can explain that
2016/06/30 14:25:27 UTC-07:00 <mcmonkey> Speedy thing go in, speedy thing come out
2016/06/30 14:25:44 UTC-07:00 <BlackCoyote> that about sums it up

2016/05/02 20:37:34 UTC-07:00 <fullwall> when your python runs too slowly :(
2016/05/02 20:38:49 UTC-07:00 <Morphan1> fullwall: pythons don't have legs
2016/05/02 20:39:05 UTC-07:00 <fullwall> exactly

2016/04/16 22:25:15 UTC-07:00 <Bruno> how many ticks is 60minutes?
2016/04/16 22:26:17 UTC-07:00 <mcmonkey> !math 20 * 60 * 60
2016/04/16 22:26:17 UTC-07:00 <monkeybot> 20 * 60 * 60 = 72000
2016/04/16 22:26:19 UTC-07:00 <mcmonkey> Bruno: ^ and that many
2016/04/16 22:26:41 UTC-07:00 * mcmonkey holds up seventy-two thousand fingers to demonstrate

2016/01/21 19:03:53 UTC-08:00 <BlackCoyote> the great tyranny of the forty fires of australia
2016/01/21 19:04:14 UTC-08:00 <BlackCoyote> joined by the arms of scottish monkeys
2016/01/21 19:04:32 UTC-08:00 <BlackCoyote> backed up by the power of african-american canidaes
2016/01/21 19:04:50 UTC-08:00 <mcmonkey> and also there's a smurf for some reason
2016/01/21 19:04:54 UTC-08:00 <BlackCoyote> and a smurf
2016/01/21 19:04:56 UTC-08:00 <mcmonkey> just kinda there
2016/01/21 19:04:58 UTC-08:00 <mcmonkey> not doing much
2016/01/21 19:05:02 UTC-08:00 <BlackCoyote> just being a smurf
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2016/01/21 19:48:47 UTC-08:00 * Morphan1 smurfs his way into the conversation
2016/01/21 19:48:54 UTC-08:00 <Fortifier> ew
2016/01/21 19:49:05 UTC-08:00 <mcmonkey> Morphan1: my god there are kids here
2016/01/21 19:49:23 UTC-08:00 <Morphan1> >:O racists
2016/01/21 19:49:32 UTC-08:00 <Morphan1> what, all smurfing smurf is just SMURF to you?!
2016/01/21 19:49:42 UTC-08:00 <Morphan1> smurf this
2016/01/21 19:49:42 UTC-08:00 <mcmonkey> Morphan1: Poor little fortifiveyearolds eyes!

[BloodEko]

2016/07/30 20:34:01 UTC-07:00 <BloodEko> mcmonkey, why is it working ?
2016/07/30 20:34:24 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> never before has such a question been asked
2016/07/30 20:34:46 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> generally speaking in our world here
2016/07/30 20:34:51 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> we ask that question to ourself daily
2016/07/30 20:34:53 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> but never out loud
2016/07/30 20:35:04 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> WHY IS IT WORKING!?!
2016/07/30 20:35:12 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> IT SHOULD NOT BE!

[Vellric]

People really say crazy shits on that IRC

[Vellric]

Ladies and Gentleman, I introduce you today |Anthony| the physicist-philosopher

2016/08/20 10:01:58 UTC-07:00 <Mwthorn> |Anthony|, yea but I do plan to make more scripts public in the future
2016/08/20 10:02:11 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> hey guess what
2016/08/20 10:02:17 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> it's always the future
2016/08/20 10:02:45 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> the only way to make future things happen is to do them before the future comes
2016/08/20 10:02:49 UTC-07:00 <Mwthorn> !q future
2016/08/20 10:02:49 UTC-07:00 <@monkeybot> (93) [23:14:35] <BlackCoyote> that goes beyond my knowledge, may i redirect this question to my future husband mcmonkey
2016/08/20 10:02:50 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> cause pretty soon it's the past
2016/08/20 10:03:03 UTC-07:00 <xenmai> bam
2016/08/20 10:03:05 UTC-07:00 <xenmai> mind blown
2016/08/20 10:03:06 UTC-07:00 <Mwthorn> I guess BlackCoyote is married now
2016/08/20 10:03:30 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> the past no longer exists, the future does not yet exists, and the present takes no time at all
2016/08/20 10:03:32 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> WHAT IS TIME
2016/08/20 10:04:32 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> i'll answer this question concisely for any physicist that may happen to be listening...
2016/08/20 10:04:43 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> time is simply a measure of distance between events
2016/08/20 10:05:07 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> case closed move on
2016/08/20 10:05:22 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> if there are no events to compare against then time no longer exists
2016/08/20 10:05:37 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> in order for time to exist, there must be space in which events take place
2016/08/20 10:06:31 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> it really does solve the metaphysical dilemma
2016/08/20 10:06:43 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> now proving it mathematically...
2016/08/20 10:06:51 UTC-07:00 <+|Anthony|> i'll leave that to people smarter than i

[Mwthorn]

Conversation with text faces.

2016/08/22 03:47:33 UTC-07:00 <xenmai> HI
2016/08/22 03:47:47 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> NO
2016/08/22 03:47:53 UTC-07:00 <xenmai> ;-;
2016/08/22 03:47:57 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> :)
2016/08/22 03:48:16 UTC-07:00 <Mwthorn> .-.
2016/08/22 03:48:27 UTC-07:00 <Mormaii> >:)
2016/08/22 03:48:37 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> :l
2016/08/22 03:48:44 UTC-07:00 <xenmai> :o)
2016/08/22 03:48:48 UTC-07:00 <Mwthorn> ;~]
2016/08/22 03:49:26 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2016/08/22 03:49:48 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
2016/08/22 03:50:13 UTC-07:00 <Mwthorn> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2016/08/22 03:50:34 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. ）
2016/08/22 03:50:44 UTC-07:00 <Mormaii> つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MOLLY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[Mwthorn]

Personal favorite roll

[12:47] <BlackCoyote> ?roll d20 am i really a coyote
[12:47] <DenizenBot> You rolled: 2
[12:47] <DenizenBot> Total roll: 2
[12:47] <BlackCoyote> oh snap
[12:47] <Mwthorn> ?roll d20 Is mcmonkey really a monkey?
[12:47] <DenizenBot> You rolled: 4
[12:47] <DenizenBot> Total roll: 4
[12:47] <mcmonkey> ?roll d20 am I really a monkey
[12:47] <DenizenBot> You rolled: 4
[12:47] <DenizenBot> Total roll: 4
[12:47] <mcmonkey> WOT
[12:47] <Mwthorn> hah
[12:47] <BlackCoyote> 10/10
[12:47] <Mormaii> holy shit lol
[12:47] <mcmonkey> WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
[12:47] <BlackCoyote> !math 20^20^2
[12:47] <monkeybot> 20^20^2 = 1.099511627776E+52

[BlackCoyote]

very proud of myself

<BlackCoyote> Morphan1, https://gyazo.com/1b07ccb64fece9803285b6993f4cf79e why is this on my facebook homepage
<Morphan1> BlackCoyote: it's a nice weld yo
<BlackCoyote> i guess you could say it's
<BlackCoyote> weld done

[Mwthorn]

Much hardcoded.

2016/09/15 04:26:10 UTC-07:00 <@Morphan1> ?tag player
2016/09/15 04:26:10 UTC-07:00 <@DenizenBot> Found 220 possible tags... <ch@chunk.players>, <cu@cuboid.list_players>, <e@entity.is_player>, <l@location.find.players.within[<#.#>]>, <p@player.debug.log>, <p@player.debug.no_color>, <p@player.debug>, <p@player.prefix>, <p@player.chat_history_list>, <p@player.chat_history[#]>, <p@player.flag[<flag_name>]>, <p@player.has_flag[<flag_name>]>, <p@player.list_flags[(regex:)<search>]>,
2016/09/15 04:26:10 UTC-07:00 <@DenizenBot> [Continued] <p@player.money>, <p@player.money.currency_singular>, <p@player.money.currency>, <p@player.target[(<entity>|...)]>, <p@player.target[(<entity>|...)].within[(<#>)]>, <p@player.type>, <p@player.save_name>, <p@player.bed_spawn>, <p@player.first_played>, <p@player.has_played_before>, <p@player.health.is_scaled>, <p@player.health.scale>, <p@player.is_banned>, <p@player.is_online>,
2016/09/15 04:26:10 UTC-07:00 <@DenizenBot> [Continued] <p@player.is_op>, <p@player.is_whitelisted>, <p@player.last_played>, <p@player.groups>, <p@player.ban_info.expiration>, <p@player.ban_info.reason>, <p@player.ban_info.created>, <p@player.in_group[<group_name>]>, <p@player.in_group[<group_name>].global>, <p@player.in_group[<group_name>].world>, <p@player.has_permission[permission.node]>,
2016/09/15 04:26:10 UTC-07:00 <@DenizenBot> [Continued] <p@player.has_permission[permission.node].global>, <p@player.has_permission[permission.node].world[<world name>]>, <p@player.inventory>, <p@player.enderchest>, <p@player.open_inventory>, <p@player.item_on_cursor>, <p@player.item_in_hand.slot>, <p@player.sidebar.lines>, <p@player.sidebar.title>, <p@player.sidebar.scores>, <p@player.sidebar.start>, <p@player.sidebar.increment>,
2016/09/15 04:26:10 UTC-07:00 <@DenizenBot> [Continued] <p@player.skin_blob>, <p@player.selected_npc>, <p@player.entity>, <p@player.ip>, <p@player.ip.address>, <p@player.name.display>, <p@player.name.list>, <p@player.nameplate>, <p@player.name>, <p@player.has_finished[<script>]>, <p@player.has_failed[<script>]>, <p@player.compass_target>, <p@player.chunk_loaded[<chunk>]>, <p@player.can_fly>, <p@player.fly_speed>,
2016/09/15 04:26:10 UTC-07:00 <@DenizenBot> [Continued] <p@player.food_level.formatted>, <p@player.saturation>, <p@player.food_level>, <p@player.gamemode>, <p@player.gamemode.id>, <p@player.is_blocking>, <p@player.ping>, <p@player.is_flying>, <p@player.is_sleeping>, <p@player.is_sneaking>, <p@player.is_sprinting>, <p@player.statistic[<statistic>]>, <p@player.statistic[<statistic>].qualifier[<material>/<entity>]>, <p@player.time_asleep>,
2016/09/15 04:26:10 UTC-07:00 <@DenizenBot> [Continued] <p@player.time>, <p@player.walk_speed>, <p@player.weather>, <p@player.xp.level>, <p@player.xp.to_next_level>, <p@player.xp.total>, <p@player.xp>, <p@player.chat_prefix>, <p@player.chat_suffix>, <w@world.players>, <el@element.as_player>, <q@queue.player>, <s@script.cooled_down[<player>]>, <s@script.requirements[<player>].check[<path>]>, <s@script.cooldown[<player>]>,
2016/09/15 04:26:11 UTC-07:00 <@DenizenBot> [Continued] <s@script.step[<player>]>, <server.max_players>, <server.match_player[<name>]>, <server.match_offline_player[<name>]>, <server.get_online_players_flagged[<flag_name>]>, <server.get_players_flagged[<flag_name>]>, <server.list_players>, <server.list_online_players>, <server.list_offline_players>, <server.list_banned_players>, <server.player_is_valid[<player name>]>,
2016/09/15 04:26:11 UTC-07:00 <@DenizenBot> [Continued] <p@player.skyblock.has_skyblock>, <p@player.skyblock.center>, <p@player.skyblock.spawn_point>, <p@player.skyblock.members>, <p@player.skyblock.level>, <p@player.bn.class>, <p@player.bn.in_battle>, <p@player.bn.team>, <p@player.god_mode>, <p@player.has_home>, <p@player.is_afk>, <p@player.is_muted>, <p@player.is_vanished>, <p@player.home_list>, <p@player.home_location_list>,
2016/09/15 04:26:12 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> considering its hardcoded mo
2016/09/15 04:26:12 UTC-07:00 <@DenizenBot> [Continued] <p@player.home_name_list>, <p@player.mail_list>, <p@player.mute_timeout>, <p@player.socialspy>, <p@player.factions.power>, <p@player.factions.role>, <p@player.factions.title>, <p@player.faction>, <p@player.griefprevention.list_claims>, <p@player.griefprevention.claims>, <p@player.griefprevention.blocks.remaining>, <p@player.griefprevention.blocks.bonus>,
2016/09/15 04:26:13 UTC-07:00 * Mwthorn (~Mwthorn@82.211.222.22) joined.
2016/09/15 04:26:14 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> jesus
2016/09/15 04:26:15 UTC-07:00 <+BlackCoyote> fuck
2016/09/15 04:27:14 UTC-07:00 <@Morphan1> BlackCoyote: oh I'm sorry were you talking
2016/09/15 04:27:21 UTC-07:00 <@Morphan1> I needed literally all that information

[Mwthorn]

:D

[bear]

[12:50 AM] Mergu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candlelight by Matt Mulholland
[12:51 AM] mcmonkey: friendly reminder to everyone that @Morphan1 at one point spent several hours sitting in a voice chat training a text-to-speech bot to sing literally the entirety of that song
[12:51 AM] mcmonkey: TO make @CreeperBot sing the entire fucking song
[12:52 AM] mcmonkey: painstakingly, syllable by syllable
[12:52 AM] Mergu: he looks kinda like wahr with long hair
[12:53 AM] Mergu: @Wahrheit was recorder your side gig before lawyering up?
[12:57 AM] mcmonkey: wahr was born a lawyer
[12:57 AM] mcmonkey: he popped out of his mother and yelled "objection!"
[12:57 AM] mcmonkey: he ended up winning that case and being unbirthed back into his mother
[1:01 AM] suspicbot: @mcmonkey I kind of want to know how that sounds
[1:01 AM] suspicbot: That lovely mess of barely-even-phonetics
[1:01 AM] mcmonkey: I thought for a moment you meant how unbirthing sounds
[1:01 AM] mcmonkey: lemme see if I can awaken creeperbot
[1:38 AM] Morphan1: that was fun